What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Sure.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : No

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What is the best way to get over your ex?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

Me : Thank you.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Tea ?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink

He : I'm 24.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : Because it's month of August.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?